SYNOPSIS
When a mysterious alien saucer lands in a remote mountain range, chaos erupts as a crew of extraterrestrial slavers begin infecting the locals with parasitic symbiotes that twist them into mindless, undead-like thralls. Humanity’s only hope rests in the hands of an unlikely hero - Lu Chow, a blind Kung Fu master, frozen in the funk and philosophy of the 1970s.
Together with his loyal students - Jaime, Marcel, and Luke - all proudly rocking bell-bottoms, headbands, and disco swagger, Lu Chow must channel his retro philosophy and razor-sharp senses to battle the alien menace. When they join forces with the town’s eccentric backwoods defenders - Carl, a hapless war vet who swears he was once abducted and “probed,” and Keith, a cowboy wannabe armed with his father’s twin revolvers - the stage is set for an outrageous showdown of kung fu fury, cosmic chaos, and funky 70’s flair.
A wild blend of slapstick humor, stylized kung fu, and retro sci-fi nostalgia, Kung Fu Hatchet-Man delivers a delirious mix of Bruce Lee meets Mars Attacks! - where humanity’s last hope wears platform shoes.